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cut_paste_twist, it's me with my incredibly formal autograph from Carl on Thursday night!
I love how he signs it "yours truly." I think all his autographs should come in this form from now on:
Dear (fan name),
Here is your autograph. I hope you will find it to your satisfaction. Thank you for your kind attention.
Very sincerely yours,
Mr. Carl Ashley Raphael Barât
X
cut_paste_twist, it's me with my incredibly formal autograph from Carl on Thursday night!I love how he signs it "yours truly." I think all his autographs should come in this form from now on:
Dear (fan name),
Here is your autograph. I hope you will find it to your satisfaction. Thank you for your kind attention.
Very sincerely yours,
Mr. Carl Ashley Raphael Barât
X
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Date: 2008-05-01 04:54 pm (UTC)*snort*
Christ, I thought MY parents were bad at the middle names
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Date: 2008-05-01 06:32 pm (UTC)Carl Ashley Raphael Leonardo Michelangelo "Yeah, My Mum Was Likely On Some Crazy Shite When I Was Born" Donatello Barât is best known as a skinny jeans model, professional mumbler, and pioneer in the practice of adding needless diacritical marks to one's surname. He was also involved in a world domination conspiracy disguised as a band called The Libertines. The vapid scenester fashion magazine NME made a big deal about Barât and The Libertines, but experts suspect that this was merely because he was photographed standing next to Pete Doherty a few times, which automatically makes things of interest to the NME. Later he was in another band that no one cared about so much, probably because Doherty was no longer there to attract paparazzi. He is affectionately known to Libertines fans as "the other one", "one of the blokes who isn't Pete", "the one with the hair", and "hey, those are my pants, you metrosexual fucker". He is known to people outside of England as "that guy who used to hang out with that crackhead who's screwing that anorexic cokewhore."
Barât's highly irresponsible parents clearly didn't give a shit about their son's well-being from the git-go. As anyone with a shred of common sense would have anticipated, his ridiculous name led to merciless teasing and numerous playground assaults at the hands of his classmates, resulting in a rather miserable childhood. As Barât grew older he found several very un-cliché outlets for his childhood angst, such as experimenting with drugs, playing an instrument badly, and listening to crappy music in a dark bedroom. Little else is known of Barât's early years, except for the fact that he has 19 brothers and sisters, all inflicted with ludicrously long, embarrassing names and randomly placed circumflexes.
Eventually he escaped his parents' baby factory and whored his way to London, where he would meet Pete Doherty.
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Date: 2008-05-01 06:37 pm (UTC)Poor Carl - I feel your pain, darling, I really do.
My sister got stuck with "Gerard" for pity's sake! My SISTER!!!
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Date: 2008-05-01 06:59 pm (UTC)I really need to get one of those satisfactory autographs from young Carl - I'm sure you'll know first if they decide to do a US tour.
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Date: 2008-05-01 05:42 pm (UTC)I need to get me a Carl autograph, heh;}
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Date: 2008-05-01 05:47 pm (UTC)i really think that is the best way to sign autographs EVER and if i ever do become famous, as i'm sure i assured you on the night already, the only way i'll ever sign autographs *nods*
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Date: 2008-05-01 06:20 pm (UTC)Did he colour in his name and add little swirls to it like he did with Jen's? hahaha. I love how he made the x big enough to cover the rest of the page, like he didn't want any of it to go to waste!
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Date: 2008-05-01 08:12 pm (UTC)CARLOS!!!!!
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